Arduthie P6/7 Songs

R1_0048
Artist (Album)
0:00/1:47

MURDER MIGHTY MURDER IN THE TOON!

It's murder mighty murder in the street
When everyone has really smelly feet
Ye have tae hold yer nose
Cos it's nothing like a rose
It's murder mighty murder in the street

 

It's murder mighty murder in the shop
If ye see it then ye'll have tae call the cops
When someone tries to sell ye
A horse meat meal
It's murder mighty murder in the shop

 

It's murder mighty murder in the pub
When someone tries tae punch ye in the gub
If ye try to fight them back
You'll get another smack
It's murder mighty murder in the pub

 

It's murder mighty murder in the school
It's murder mighty murder in the school
If ye dinnae learn yer grammer
She'll hit ye wi a spanner

It's murder mighty murder in the school

 

It's murder mighty murder in the street
When everyone has really smelly feet
Ye have tae hold yer nose
Cos it's nothing like a rose

It's murder mighty murder in the street

 

 

R1_0045
Artist (Album)
0:00/2:20

THE HEALTHY HAGGIS

 

[boys sing boil it up, boil it up]

What is the chief o the hale puddin race?
What is the best thing tae stuff in yer face?

Mash up yer tatties, bash up yer neeps [claps]
Boil up the haggis that cam frae the sheep

 

[girls sing boil it up] 

Frae the farmer, the garden, allotment or shop
Get the finest of veggies, the cream o the crop

 

[everyone]

MacHardie's the butcher is just doon the way
Their haggis will fill ye frae yer tap tae yer tae

 

The price o the haggis is never that high
Even if you get the best you can buy

 

[girls sing boil it up]

Bairns must be careful wi kettle or pan
Dinna be daft, get help frae yer gran

 

Boil in the pan fur an hour or two
Leave it too lang, it'll turn intae goo

 

[boys sing eat it up, start quiet and get louder]

Hae it wi ketchup, serve it wi sauce
Hae it wi naethin, and that is nae loss

 

[everybody]

Eat up yer tatties, eat up yer neeps

Eat up the haggis that cam frae the sheep

 

 

R1_0046
Artist (Album)
0:00/2:22

RIDING ON MY BIKE

 

I wanna ride my motorbike x 3
Riding on my bike

 

I want to go to Jamaica
Riding on my bike

 

Then go on to China
Riding on my bike

 

My big bike is grey with stripes
Riding on my bike

 

My helmet says DANGER! SPEED!
Riding on my bike

 

My jackets got the skull of a gull aaagh
Riding on my bike

 

I wanna ride my motorbike
Riding on my bike

 

 

GREAT AULD STONEY TOON verses

 

In Stoney we like to go to the beach
Sometimes we swim, sometimes we dip our feet
Then off to The Bay for some fish and chips to eat
Lots to do in great auld Stoney toon

 

All around us, lots of sports to play
Mineral Well Park, I’m going there today
Football and cricket, and you don’t have to pay
Lots to do in great auld Stoney toon

 

Tennis, golf and badminton, they’re all fun to do
Too many things to mention, all for me and you
You can join a club – come and join the crew!

Lots to do in great auld Stoney toon

R1_0049
Artist (Album)
0:00/1:25