Arduthie P5/6 Songs

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ARDUTHIE P5/6 DAPHNE COCHRANE VERSES

 

Daphne Cochrane, who’s that Daphne Cochrane?
She’s the kid that pits the lid on the Robertson’s marmalade

How I love her funny laugh
How I love her funny laugh
Her funny laugh, her funny laugh
Her funny laugh, her funny laugh
Oh
Daphne Cochrane, who’s that Daphne Cochrane?
She’s the kid that pits the lid on the Robertson’s marmalade

 

How I love her golden hair

How I love her crazy cat

How I love her rusty car

How I love her goofy grin

How I love her sticky socks

How I love her rainbow lugs

How I love her murderous nails

 

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THE GORY STORY OF MARY THE QUEEN by P5/6
The gory story of Mary the Queen x 2

 

Mary was queen at six days old
She was given a crown of gold
When you’re wee you do as you’re told
Mary Queen of Scotland

 

Handsome Francis, Dauphin of France
He became king when he got the chance
So Mary was Queen to dance and prance
Mary Queen of Scotland

 

They were teenagers lost in love
Hand in hand, glove to glove
Henry the King went to Heaven above
Mary Queen of Scotland

 

Francis was hunting one fine day
He had a sore ear and he faded away
The infection spread to his brain, they say
And Mary lost her husband

 

Darnley her cousin was drunk and mean
But he was good looking and Mary was keen
To marry him – the silly Queen
Mary Queen of Scotland

 

Rizzio – Davide spelt with an E
Came from faraway Italy
He became her secretary
Mary Queen of Scotland

 

He really liked singing and playing his lute
He was clever and he was cute
So Darnley got jealous, the evil brute
And Rizzio he was murdered

 

They stabbed him viciously fifty six times
The blood came gushing, what a crime
While Mary was happily sitting to dine
Mary Queen of Scotland

 

Darnley murdered Rizzio
Mary was low with tears of woe
Revenge was in her heart and soul
Mary Queen of Scotland

 

Darnley was no the fittest of blokes
He got choked and it was no joke
Kirk o Fields blew up in smoke
Darnley died in Scotland

 

In the castle of Fotheringhay
She was imprisoned for many a day
Guilty of treason, the judge did say
Mary Queen of Scotland

 

They tied a white cloth over her eyes
She could still hear her servants’ cries
That kind of haircut was a surprise
Mary Queen of Scotland

 

It took three blows to cut off her head
Even then she wasn’t dead
Her lips moved but no words were said
Mary Queen of Scotland

 

The gory story of Mary the Queen x 4